Just win baby

In football, I root for the Oakland Raiders, because they hire castoffs, outlaws, malcontents and fuck ups. They have lots of penalties, fights, and paybacks, and because Al Davis told the rest of the pig NFL owners to go get fucked. Someday, the Raiders will be strong again and they will dip the ball in shit and shove it down the throats of the wholesome, shitty, heartland teams that pray together and don’t deliver late hits.

- George Carlin